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– [Dunk] ♪ Dunkey, Dunkey’s Castle ♪ Come on down to Dunkey’s Castle! We got all new stuff! We got the Dunkey Pin! Voilà! We got the Dunkey Coffee Mug that comes with the Bonus Stickers! We — We’re bringing back… …the Dunkey Keychain featuring Bubberducky! And for the first time ever… The Beeg Dunkey T-Shirt! So remember… ♪ BET-TER ♪ ♪ COME DOWN ♪ ♪ TO FUCKIN’ DUNKEY’S CASTLE ♪
(dunkeyscastle.com) ♪ BAH, BAH ♪ ♪ BAH ♪ ♪ WAH, WAH ♪ ♪ BAH, BUH, BUH, BUH, BUH, BUUH, BUH ♪ I’ll eat ’em! When I was a kid our computer was an eMac
(Education Mac) and what was messed up about that is whenever I would go to Target with my mom they would have all this computer games, when you walked in… Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Fallout, Morrowind, Battlefield, Call of Duty, Far Cry… None of those games worked for iMac. The kind of games you had on Mac OS was like: Zoombinis, Sss… Spy Fox, Freddi Fish, The Sims, Math Blaster… There was no killing, there was no big headshots. But then, one day, we’re in the Apple Store and I see this big green orc face on a box art and I went: “Oh yeah!” “Now this is a good game!” Warcraft III This was my shit! Not for the actual game of Warcraft 3, keep in mind, I don’t think anybody actually played that. No, the real game of Warcraft 3 was the custom maps. Using the map editor, players could essentially create entire games, inside of Warcraft 3, for you to download and play with other people online. One of the most popular modes, DotA, went on to spawn an entire genre of standalone games. And one day, you know, I’m sitting there playing The Hobbit MOBA and I’m getting a Pentakill on Smeagol and I wonder “How come none of those other Warcraft modes ever caught on like this?” You had “Footmen Frenzy”, where you could play as Jar Jar Binks and electrocute people. You had “Run Kitty Run” which was like a cooperative platformer where you have to risk your life to revive your teammates and it kept playing one Nickelback song in repeat, the entire time. Tower Defense wars… you would send waves of enemies to your opponents which generated income, while at the same time building towers to defend your base and you would construct all these elaborate mazes, they would have to run through. But then you start spawning attacking units which could poke holes in the maze. All these great modes that weren’t DotA just fell by the wayside until… “Auto Chess” which ironically started out as a custom mode for Dota 2. I can’t tell you what video games will be popular. I can only tell you what games… should be popular. The Battle Royale craze was born in a similar way. It started out as a mod for Arma 2. Then you had these really rough standalone games and then the big studios come in, and get all the money. For me… the entire point of those Battle Royale games was the proximity voice chat. – [Player] “No, no, nooo…”
(With a very thick accent) “Motherfucker, I subscribed with 2 accounts.” “No, I made 2 more-” – [Dunk] “Get ’em!” – [Teammate] “So I got the meat-” – [Dunk] “Kill ’em!” – [Player] “DUNKEY!!!”
(With a lot of distortion) (Dunkey laughs) – [Dunk] “How does he find me?” – [Player] “DUNKEY, WHERE ARE YOU?!!!” – [Kid] “You’re gay! You gay!”
(Hard to understand) – [Bystander] “What?” – [Kid] “You gay! You gay!”
(Dunkey laughs) – [Dunk] Once they got rid of that and sanitized everything… the magic was completely gone. Now… Auto Chess? This I can get into! Dota Underwatch is the latest game from Valve. Who, uh-
For the younger viewers out there, Valve is a company that used to make videogames. (Crowd expressing their disappointment) The idea is that you build a small army of units and go up against 7 other players in a series of 1v1 rounds. All you have to do is pick the guys you want and they fight each other automatically. It’s largely a strategic balancing act of trying to stay alive without spending too much money. For every 10 gold you have, you get one bonus income. (Coins sound) But… if you start losing your fights too hard, you’ll run out of health and lose. Like those Warcraft 3 custom maps Auto Chess is far more approachable than a traditional RTS where you’re micromanaging all this crazy bullshit… (Loud music and a guy giving instructions quickly) – [Player] “Stop, dropping all the units” “Down, down, up, up…”
(Typing quickly noise) “Up, down, down…” “Down, down…” ” If you- I have to (inaudible) click down from the top left to the bottom right-” Auto Chess is very stripped-down, very simple, but still able to retain a good amount of depth and variation. Since there are so many other players, the trick is to build a well-rounded team that isn’t heavily countered by a specific class. There’s also an element of chance. Every turn, you’ll get five random characters to pick from. If you don’t like the ones you got, you can spend money to re-roll for new ones. A lot of the fun stems from experimenting with different team compositions, you know, seeing what units complement each other and seeing how risky you can play without getting punished for it. So you have a Dota Auto Chess… but there’s also a League of Legends Auto Chess. Now, since I quit that game… articles started surfacing about Riot mistreating its employees, uh, you got the developers walking out and filing lawsuits against Riot for sexual harassment… The place has devolved into a total shitshow over there. But somehow, against all odds, they finally fixed League of Legends. By turn-
By turning it into a completely different videogame. Teamfight Tactics is pretty much the exact same thing as Dota Undertale except with “Duck, duck, goose” and a dabbing penguin. One thing I did notice about the League version is that we had to wait 80 minutes to get into a match.
(Laughing) Meanwhile, twitch streamers apparently had access to a where you actually got to — play the game when you wanted to. It reminded me of a classic quote from Riot Lyte. I’m sure they’ll fix the queue times, they just weren’t used to, you know, people actually playing League. I think the absolute highest compliment I can give to Auto Chess is that it is such a fun concept that even Riot couldn’t fuck it up. I mean, that’s pretty good! [OUTRO]
♪ “Network Mode” – Marvel vs Capcom 2 OST ♪

100 thoughts on “League and Dota Auto Chess

  1. same thing with Half-life, Counter Strike and TF2, started out as a mod and now we have Paladins, Overwatch and somewhat Apex Legends

  2. Autochess are rip off from wc3 pokemon evolution map, and guess what? wc3 map are rip off from original mode from one of the pokemon game.

  3. Although I really like this game after about a month playing. It's the worst competitive game genre ever. Everything is just random. Wich does give this genre a lot of re-play ability, just make competitive less random

  4. 0:50 I find it kinda ironic how he said that "there was no killing/headshots [on Mac]" while showing gameplay of Quake III, because it actually had a simultaneous release on Mac in 1999. Not really his point and yung dunkey probably didn't even know what a Quake was at the time, but I just find it mildly amusing.

  5. I love how at the start of the vid (0:18) he sings the dunkeys castle theme but his voice goes so low at the end and it sounds SO NICE

  6. THANK YOU for acknowledging Arma 2 being a starter in the Battle Royale craze. People think it was simply Minecraft.

  7. The dunks castle theme… Heard it once, has never left me. Bout to buy a dunkey T SHIRT BABY!

  8. I would like to return to this comment section to add that I indeed went back and tried to play the real warcraft 3 and I am now a new cyborg machine prototype AI in development capable of actually enjoying RTS games.

  9. Wat. How did I miss this the first time I watched this. Can we talk about the perfect use of the Phazon Mines music when talking about the LoL and Riot Games scandals? Fuck. Yes. Metroid. Prime.

    That music is creepy and ominous as fuck. YES.

  10. There are thousands of mobile games like the mode you were talking about where its tower defense shit where you build elaborate mazes full of guns etc.

  11. Most real time strategy games I play I use 1 button. Maybe 2 if I'm feeling lucky. Sometimes if I'm feeling confident, I'll try economy mode and use 0 buttons and win. I only do that on certain days, not every day you know

  12. Aww yes when your favorite black youtuber is reminiscing about his black childhood, and being with his black mom at Target 0:30

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