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a Viewer sent in a request to prank a guy on Craigslist who was selling a motorbike the seller Absolutely flipped out when the requester tried to lowball him and even send angry messages threatening to kill him given the absurd scenario You know I had to give this do to call myself check out the insanity Hello, yeah, hello my brother. How’s it going? How are you? Yes? What do you need you had like a road bike right because I was buying it for my son so I just wanted to see like which one you had about if Takayama be My wife is here so she speaks English so she wanted to help like here’s a Negotiation and stuff like that so if we can speak English that would be great no Antibiotic era be no no I only speak English now you do yeah unfortunately I’ve been away from home for so long I forgot the language minutes, and you have and you have an accent in Arabic. Yeah, all right, yeah Where are you from? I’m from Egypt. What are you from where they give? Egypt like he’s a big a bishop. Okay. We’re in Egypt Cairo Cairo, okay You don’t speak Arabic anymore my brother. We’ve been talking about my Arabic longer than we’ve talking about this bike so like can we just talk about the bike? I know because I get a lot a lot of trinkles, and if you cannot speak Arabic you obviously you’re lucky another krinkle anyways But yeah, so yeah, okay, so back to the bikes So what kind of bikes do you have available you know what you don’t know go fine. I didn’t call me back I don’t have time to deal with it right now. No, but don’t be stupid You could find this ad somehow Hello, yeah, man. I’ve been trying to look all over my favourites bookmarks is not working man, but can you just tell me which motorcycle you had it so I can try to just My brother I came to you at your mother’s place before, but there’s no need to be stupid or hey I’m not a motorcycle show I’m not selling motorcycle. I don’t want to help you. I don’t want to sell you anything That’s why but why are you discriminating right like you? Don’t know even what motor cycle it is but you like go by wall by go by other people’s bike okay? I don’t have time, but I want to give my money to somebody like a middle-eastern But you are you from a good are not me. Why not and I don’t want your money this big Arabic Did you take Arabic school? How come you don’t think how come you don’t speak Arabic? Huh baby relax, or you have you know heavy be okay relax relax look See you speak your Arabic element and Miss Arabic You’re talking should know like it’s hurting me look a lot I’m not talking it you do not even understand what I rather says ah fuck off. Okay? Look you said you’re not speaking Arabic right you piece of shit fuck – you, okay? Yeah, hey there how you doing Yeah, I was actually just calling just to get some information about airbrush costs okay now But you want to do it all over the back, or do you want to do that just in like in? One section Preferably All overrrrrrrrrrr Sure a little yeah, I know yeah, man Did you have a chance to cool down and I’ve been trying to reach you now for about the bike for my kids Hello hey yeah, you asked me to stay on the line and holding in the phone got disconnected you got you Okay, so yeah well I guess how does it typically work with it depending on the design or how intricate? It is or do you guys have like a ballpark range that? that would cost a second kind of budget accordingly and it think about what it might entail if You want to do this boxes usually about a thousand or I can go all the way to two grand if then what you want Got you, and is it just like depending on the beam job Or like is it just like the quality of actual drawings at UPenn about how long it’s gonna Take okay, and is it all done by like you But Sonali or do you have like an assistant or something like that like that helps you do the drawings listen You don’t fuck you’re trying to put two accents of the guided call area earlier, and I really get pissed off at you, okay? so exchange So I’m probably in my business, and you’re just getting like so ridiculous now Lagoon. What are you talking about? Okay listen? You don’t fuck only enough of you guys keep calling me to mess with me if I wanna catch you trust me I gonna be the last person if you ever see in your life you understand me My brother my brother would relax like I don’t know we know I’m kind of bringing my business to get my fucking bike airbrushed, and you’re just wallet out right now this is Me listen to me you listen to me very carefully because I say it only one okay? I’m your ion former special-forces. I train to catch terrorists hiding in a shithole In the middle of nowhere gotcha if you’re gonna. Call me on my business one more time I gonna come to where you live I’m not going to touch you. I gonna kill everybody around you your family your Girlfriend your sister brother whatever I find. I am Jesus by King fuck up I can think right now your telephone see exactly where you standing with the satellite? triangulation I can find the IP address fine wherever you ever called from this telephone number a Clue who you’re dealing with I’m not Arabic I’m Israeli Special Forces And I’m training action near the American Marine, so leave this fuck Aware of Who I am you understand you piece of fucking shit you fucking understand me you try to do our Arabic sand layer learnedly stop a word in Arabic so when people talk to you in Arabic you know what they say you dumb fuck You’re being so disrespectful right now could be just apologize to me. I’ll just forget Pacquiao Fuck yourself and be careful because I’m coming for you. I’m coming for you, baby. You’re going to be done I’m gonna ping you and find out your fucking IP address coordinates like dude. You’re fucking bikes for a living relax Hello Dude oh my god, you know I tried to call him back but unfortunately despite my best efforts I couldn’t get him to pick up again, but man his blood pressure was so high if you enjoyed this action-packed craziness Let me know by aggressively hitting that like button and remember to send out this week’s new free Frank in my app as to why? You made my sister cry it’s epic Happy New Year, and I’ll see you subscribers again next week

76 thoughts on “Motorcycle Shop Owner Goes Mental *ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN*

  1. WHATUP OPCREW! Y'all are gonna love this one lol, what a temper this dude has! Lemme know if you dig the video (and clever editing!) by giving it a Like! I got some cool stuff in store for 2018 ๐Ÿ™‚ Happy new year, and remember to send out the hilarious "you made my sister cry" prank for FREE right now – http://own.ag/app

  2. โ€œDamn dude thatโ€™s pretty aggressive โ€œ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€

  3. Do you know how to speak Arabic?
    answers no in English as a reply to a sentence I'm not meant to understand hahaha

  4. I knew it, ezayak ya me3alem๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ i love your Vietnamese guy๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i do the same shit but in Swedish๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. The things he wanted to do like "killing everyone around him" is the things israel is doing in Palestine for real atm. Fucking jews.

  6. He must be the same terrorist hunter who was looking for bin Laden for 15 years, now we can see why it took so long ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. IDF – Israel defence force has about 15-20% Israeli Arab Muslims working as a special agent who fought in many operations since 1948 including 1967 war.
    Also Israel has 20-25% Arab Muslims living as a citizen ( not counting Gaza and West Bank )

    So clearly my Muslim brothers before assuming that all Israelis or pro Israelis are Jews we need to accept the fact that IDF special forces are packed with patriotic pro Israeli Muslims who hate Hamas, PLO and other resistance organisations. The sooner we all accept this fact the better it is. Ainโ€™t no point being in denial and lying to yourselves.
    Most of the Hamas operations are busted by Israeli Arabs pretending to be pro Hamas by infiltrating their system.

    Even on YouTube you will find tons of video supporting this fact so, letโ€™s face the fact wether you like it or not, accepting or denying the fact will remain the same.

    Just face the facts instead of being in the darkness of denial or misinformation.

  8. this is the like the first time I heared you talking to them in a prank tone with your actual voice

  9. Classic, Iโ€™m going to kill everyone arround you, but not you, ha ha, Iโ€™m special forces, you dumb fuck ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Now that I'm rewatching this prank, I never really noticed how awfully suspicious that Ownage just so happened to be able to answer this guy accurately when asked to speak in Arabic

  11. This guy plays too many military video games.. โ€œyou paint bikes for a living!โ€ U wrecked him w that line.

  12. Israeli special forces dangerousโ€ฆ. Maybe against unarmed rock throwing children.
    They couldnโ€™t qualify for the US National guard

  13. So he is a entitled jew
    Makes sense
    Never forget that Israel did 911
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  14. Wait Israel is in the Middle East and like half if the population is Muslim. This nigga speak Arabic but heโ€™s not Arab that nigga drunk ๐Ÿฅด

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