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How Automobiles Work


– So if you get a bug bite
on the train it could be a little mosquito bite or
a near death experience. Happy Riding! (instrumental music) – So I take the bus to
work every single day and a couple weeks ago it rained in LA. Which is a rare event here. And I got on the bus, it was pretty empty. I picked a seat towards the back and a few minutes in I notice a smell. It’s not a good smell. And I start to look around. There are only about two
other people there with me and it’s not coming from either of them. I’m not sure where it’s coming. So I sit for a few seconds
thinking about this and then I notice my butt is wet. So I stand up kind of in shock
and try to convince myself that it’s just rain water. That wasn’t rain water. It was definitely pee. I was sitting in a strangers pee. On the bus. Turning around is not
an option at this point. It’s gonna take like
an hour to get to work. The only thing I can do is go to Target that’s close to work and get pants. So I went to Target and got
new pants, new underwear, baby wipes, and a bottle of whiskey. Just to console myself because
it was eight o’clock in the morning and this is
no way to start your day. It was the longest commute of my life. – I was on the bus going
back to my dad’s house with my two sisters in San Francisco. My two sisters got off the bus
when we made it to the stop but then I got like caught
behind for some reason and this man just enters
the bus and he’s like shaking and like kind of falling over. He’s clearly drunk and
he’s really really smelly. Like I got a big whiff of him. He’s coming close to me and
he’s still falling over. And he just goes like (blop). He just like smears his hand on my face like if I was a pole or
something to hold on to. Holds it for like three, four seconds and just walks right by. Unfazed, completely unfazed. And I was just like. (horror music) I got off the bus and I started
screaming at my sisters. I was like gimme the keys to the house. Gimme the keys to the house. My sisters were cracking up. They thought it was the
most hilarious thing because I am a huge germaphobe. I went into the bathroom and
I took the rubbing alcohol and I rubbed it all over my face. And then I went to grab the
dish soap because hand soap is not gonna clean my face enough. Took the dish soap and I washed my face with it like two times. If a drunk man is coming
on the bus and you see he’s coming towards your way. Run! Because he might use your
face to stabilize himself. – I went up to San Francisco
to visit one of my best friends and we were going to the ferry building and we decided to take
the bus to get there. But before we got on the
bus, we had a few mimosas. So I was like a little
tipsy on this bus ride. And we were standing up holding
on to the little rope thing you hold on to and I had this
little purse over my shoulder. Wasn’t really paying much attention. Then like two stops later
a ton of people got off and after all this huge rush
of people got off this woman who had been sitting down
kind of near where we were standing was like “Oh, excuse
me ma’am, I think someone “might have taken your
wallet out of your purse.” And she said it so calmly that I almost didn’t really believe her. I was like, “what”? And then sure enough I
like look in my purse and my wallet is not in there anymore. And she’s like “That guy that’s
like just getting off, like “about to walk off the
bus took your wallet.” And normally like soberly I think I would have just been like “Well shit, what do I do I guess “I don’t have my wallet anymore”, but because I was a little tipsy and had this liquid courage, I just walked right off
the bus and followed this guy and I was like
“Hey! You stole my wallet! “Give it back to me!” And he’s like “No I didn’t, no I didn’t, “what are you talking about?” And then he just dropped my wallet on the ground and like ran away. It was so weird but I just
like picked up my wallet and all of the people on the
bus had totally been watching this whole thing go down. So when I got back on the bus
they were all like “Yeah!” Like cheering for me that
I got my wallet back. And then it was so weird. We just kinda went on our way and it was sort of like nothing happened. – So it’s the summer after
my junior year of college. I’m using public transportation
every day for the first time and I’m sitting there per the usual. I don’t like to get in anyone’s way, so I like tuck in my
feet under the benches. Great idea. And I feel something tickle
my ankle and I look down and I see like a mosquito flying away. I’m like “Oh great, I
got a mosquito bite.” For the next couple of
days I don’t feel too well but I didn’t overthink it. Suddenly on the second
night as I’m going to bed I put my phone on my nightstand. And right before I put my
phone down I have lock jaw and then I start shaking violently. And then next thing I know,
I’m projectile vomiting into the trash can, on
my walls, everywhere. And I pass out. The next thing I know, I wake
up to my 4:00 a.m. alarm. I go to work, I don’t overthink it because for some reason I feel good again. So I go to my boss casually
tell him “I’m not feeling too “well, maybe it’s because
of this mosquito bite I got “a couple days ago.” And he looks at me and he says “Jasmine, that’s not a
mosquito bite, you need to go “to urgent care and get that checked out.” And good thing because I go to urgent care the nurse sits me down and she goes “You’ve been bitten by
a brown recluse spider, “one of the most poisoned
spiders in the country.” What? And I was loaded up on antibiotics and I had a great night with my friends. On Facetime. So yeah, public transportation is fun or deadly. (mariachi music)

100 thoughts on “Wildly Uncomfortable Public Transportation Stories

  1. My only public transportation story was this one time when I was in a ridiculously crowded subway station, and I saw this person carrying a massive potted palm tree. I saw them multiple times, and I don’t know why, but I just found it SO funny!

  2. My story is gross I was 18 going to work a man sits across from my seat since the seats are facing foward im just listening to music looking around and i noticed that the man is watching porn on his phone like gross bdsm very clear porn and Im like dude are you serious? Then i was like ok time to look somewhere else but then i noticed he turn on his front camera and tries to point it at me Im in shock I even move around to confirm my theory and sure he is trying to take my picture so the only thing i do is move seats and pray for this guy not to take my picture back then I was affraid to confront people luckily when I got off he didnt follow me. Is hard being a woman alone in public transportation.

  3. One time when I was at the subway and it was getting faster as it leaves the station, this one girl was talking to her friend on her phone. Seconds later the train made a sudden brake and the girl literally FLEW to the front and hit her forehead to the pole. It was hella bloody and I'm pretty sure she needed some stitches.

  4. one time i was on the train in seattle and i sat down on a HUGE wad of gum
    i didn't realize i had sat in gum until it was an hour later and i was looking for my phone patting my pockets and felt gum on my butt
    i go to the bathroom and theres just a huge spot of gum on my ass

  5. I was bit by a brown recluse in December of 2017! It was terrifying and I left it untreated and unaware that I had been bitten by such a deadly spider. Totally freaky experience and I can’t even express the misery I went through.

  6. I was sitting next to an old guy on the plane.

    Him: You travelin’?

    Me: Yeah?? (Thinking: nah I live in this airplane)

    Him: What’s your name?

    Me: Chad, My name’s Chad. (Thinking: ik I’m a girl but please don’t talk to me ;-;)

    Him: Where you goin’?

    Me: says place we are BOTH going to (Thinking: stfu before I drop you faster than your son dropped high school)

  7. i would’ve killed myself if i got bitten by that bc i’d be scarred and scared. i get scared of ants let alone skksks

  8. For people in hot states of America it is hardly ever cold and rainy, in England it is hardly ever sunny or hot. HELP US

  9. I have got lots of story's from the group of idiots to the psychopath and those are true story on public transport.

  10. I was bitten by a brown recluse when I was like 8 and a tip for people who get a brown recluse bite in your leg…. keep it up somehow like on a pillow or somthing

  11. I’m a broke college student with no car so I take the bus most of the time. Boy I have stories to tell you from fights, to creepy old men flirting, to a girl puking in the bus…

  12. I sat next to a smily old lady on the subway. She turned right around and stared at me strait on, so after a bit, I looked over. She was taking already peeled hard-boiled eggs out of her canvas bag and eating them one after another. I looked in and she had like fifty in there, all peeled. Then she told me I was an angel so I said "Thank you" in an uncomfortable way. She told me I had the voice of an angel. I got off the train.

  13. The subway I was in one hit this young lady who was distracted by her cellphone.
    The train brakes (too late) and everybody went FLYING! I hit my head pretty hard.
    After 30 minutes stuck inside the subway train, they made us walk all the way to the end of the train and made us exit by the drivers door.
    As I was walking, heading towards the end of the train, I could see the firefighters drilling and trying to access something underneath us and realized they were trying to get to the girl that had been run over by the train and was now underneath the train.
    It was hopeless and she died.
    They made us wait 2 1/2 hours outside of the metro station before we could use the metro again.
    Another time, a homeless man in another subway station jumped in front of the train and certify all thought he lost his legs.
    Both of these situations happened in Montreal.

  14. Mine isn't that bad but I'm very short so I'm butt height I was being pushed and my nose bumps into some random strangers butt he farted and was incredibly smelly

  15. Then don't wear dresses while riding the bus. I mean because of what u could sit on. Or stand up the whole ride. Or bring a towel to sit on. Idk. Just don't wear dresses on the bus.

  16. Poor girl! We have a abundance of brown recluses in Oklahoma but most of the time when you get bit you don’t have that sort of reaction

  17. Lol when I was 9 years old there was a brown recluse on our porch and I used to catch bugs and rip off their legs or wings and stick it in its web I named it Harry and when my dad found out I was in so much trouble lol I didn’t know any better 😂😂😂

  18. The last one scares me because there is that type of spider in my house and I'm sitting in the dark and I felt a sting

  19. I have a beautiful remember of London:
    Me and my parents were for the first time on an underground train and it was just ready to start.
    I was busy talking with my step sister and the Tube started moving out of the blue and I just flew all the way down the wagon. I remember someone stopping me and then laughs by all the people in there. I just kinda laughed awkwardly and said "I'm sorry" for some reason that are still unknown to this day.

  20. I hate it when people sit in front or behind you when the bus is literally empty besides you and the driver. I’m like, “oh come on. Really!”

  21. My most uncomfortable story is when me and my 2 friends went on the bus it was like 9pm and dark the bus took ages and a lot of people were on there we sat at the very back with 5 seats and these two shirtless, drunk 40 year olds had to sit next to me (bear in mind I'm 14 😂) everyone looked at me and my friends were cracking up because they sat right next to me and the bus was bumpy af 💀😂😭

  22. The spider story freaks me out so much, but I’m also glad to hear you can live a few days after being bitten by a brown recluse. I thought their bites kill in a day considered how deadly they’re said to be.

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